Sunday, December 11, 2011

Toilet Seat

“I'm sick of this shit, Every fucking day is the same shit you leaving the toilet seat up Harold. Sick of it, sick sick sick.”
Harold opened his eyes to see Mary standing over him naked. He shuddered a bit but then realized that it wasn't all bad. Mary was up to something. Maybe she wanted to play hide the willy before she went off to work but then again he quickly remembered that her screaming at him had woken him up. He grabbed her ankles and smiled and gave a lets get in on look.
“Not this time lover boy.” mary said and she bent down over him with her crotch hovering over his face and began to urinate
Harold jumped up
“What the hell
“See how you like it.”
“You crazy I never peed on you.
“Sure you did you peed in the toilet then didn't flush and when I went in this morning I sat down and landed in your piss because you fucking left the seat up.”
Mary hit Harold on the stomach and got off the bed.
“Next time you do it its coming off.”
“it
“you know Willy and his two friends.”

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